Registration is now open for Shoot the Hooch!

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Welcome To The Atlanta Hash!

The Atlanta Hash House Harriers and Harriettes, (AH4) is a Social Running Club that emphasizes fun (beer) more than competition. Our goal is pretty simple - get a little exercise, drink some beer, give each other a hard time, and bitch about stuff with four-letter words.

Founded in 1982, the Atlanta Hash was the first hash to hit the great state of Georgia, and we've given birth to many other chapters near and far. We don't take ANY responsibility for these ne'er-do-wells, but if you can't hash with us for some stooopid reason, we suggest giving them a look-see. Just don't expect any of them to be as cool as us.

At one of our fine hashes, which generally meet each Saturday at 1:30PM, you can expect to find a somewhat challenging cross-country trail, which will be marked in biodegradable flour - you know, the stuff Grandma uses to make cookies. You follow this fine trail through all sorts of slop, muck and prickly-briar-filled bushes for four to five miles until you get to the end.

Why, you might ask, would anyone do this?

Simple Answer - BEER. The Complicated Answer - More beer! (We like beer, the people who make beer, and the people who like to drink beer.)

Yep - heaps of beer. All waiting for you... Sounds good, doesn't it? Click here for this week's hash!

On-On!

Atlanta Area Hashes

Whaddya mean you can't go hashing on Saturday? But Saturday is a hashing day!!! Well, any hashing is better than *no* hashing. So here's some other area hash stuff.

A calendar of who's where when.

Dear First Responders & HAZMAT Folks...

FBI has asked that (we) get this out to the fire community. Please feel free to pass on as you see fit to other public safety officials.

Synopsis: Brief description of running club “hash runs” and use of white powder to mark routes during these runs.

Details: Local law enforcement and Hazardous Material Response Teams have received calls concerning a white powder substance that has been found on streets of some cities in significant amounts. The powder has been determined to be flour and is being left by running groups to mark a running course.

These runs are referred to as “hash runs” and are popular throughout the United States. Several cities have these groups and there is no overseeing organization that regulates their activity nationally. Individual cities may have several groups and there is generally no set routine for the course being run. The organizers mark the course using piles or lines of flour. Runs most often occur on weekday nights. (Ed note - Weekends too!)

Public awareness and a concern for safety have prompted several calls to local law enforcement agencies regarding this unidentified powder (flour). Recent calls have occurred in Washington D.C. and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The associated response to determine the nature of the powder diverts law enforcement/fire resources and time away from legitimate concerns.

AH4 Needs Hares - LOTS of them!

Yeah it is one of the ironic things in life in that for the bulk of us to kill a Saturday by running a trail and getting blotto on the beer, that one (or two) of us have to take a bullet for the team, and set the damn trail. Quite the pain in the tush, n'est pas?

Anyway, our Hare Raiser, PWD, is running WAY short of hares - yep, the cup runneth empty, the cabinet is bare, the pope ain't wearing any pants, you get the drift. So, how can we correct this situation? By volunteering to set trail, ya dope! All ya gotta do is click on this here fancy link, pwd@atlantahash.com, and tell him that you want to do your part for organized chaos, and that you (yes, you, Bub), wanna set a trail!

The AH4 Discussion Forums!

HOLY CRAP!!!  It's a new discussion board!If you want to keep up with the gang while you're at work or whatever, be sure to check out the AH4 yap-yap forums. Once you register, you'll be able to do all sorts of crap - access a calendar, post photos, use an avatar, and even leave private messages for folks!

It has different catagories and supports threaded discussions, so you are free to talk about pretty much anything you want to, but do try to keep the subjects more or less on the general topic of the catagory.

Yep, it is pretty damn sweet. Have a looksee and be sure to register to use all of the neat-o-keen features.

 

7.19.08 - Star Whore and Little Willy

Atlanta Hash Marathon continues! Click for more info.

7.26.08 - Poonshine

8.2.08 - Rat's Ass & PMS

8.9.08 - Shoot the Hooch

8.16.08 - Wife Beater

8.23.08 - Chambolia

8.30.08 - Star Whore & Will U Suck

9.6.08 - Spread Eagle & Dain Bramage

9.13.08 - Surly Temple

WOW!!! Things SURE DO LOOK SPARSE up here... Portuguese Water Dog (aka PWD aka PDiddy) has taken over the crayons. Email him at pwd@atlantahash.com to sign up for trail.


Need to reach Pump'tKin? You can get her at pumptkin@gmail.com. Don't forget the "T" in PumpTkin!

ATL Area Hashes

Mars Needs Women, and AH4 Needs Hares (well, we could use women too, but let's focus right now). Email PWD and sign up for trail.