SHOOT THE HOOCH AUG 17 -11:30 GATHER OUT AT NOON

SHOOT THE HOOCH AUG 17 -11:30 GATHER OUT AT NOON

Postby Gentrifuckation » Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:53 pm

What: Shoot the Hooch: The HOT DOG DAYS of Summer
When: AUGUST 17TH, Saturday. 11:30 GATHER!!! OUT AT 12 NOON!

Where: COHRAN SHOALS - WEST SIDE.... End is Paces Mill... approx 3-4 hour float. Carpool and drop cars at the end. Parking is $5 bucks; pay at kiosk: Parking not included, carpooling recommended wankers! Rental floats available at extra cost at NOC.
Hash cost: $10 bucks to make you holla! Errrrrmm, ah, for beer and food. $10 Includes beer, the usual orange food, picnic items and hot dogs at end...


START Address: 1956 Eugene Gunby Rd, Marietta, GA 30067

DO NOT BE CONFUSED! This is the parking lot OPPOSITE of the NOC Chattahoochee Outpost on Powers Island... There is an easier put in (I said it!) and plenty of parking...

https://goo.gl/maps/cwh2J4tfhXR6KFVR9

What to expect: The Dog Days of Summer, so SUN, SUNburn (bring sunscreen), water, other Shoot the Hoochers, waterfowl, fish, fishermen (fisher people?), madlads, jumping rock, regular rocks, moobs, Non-moobs, funbags, FUN, having fun, bitching instead of having fun, more fun after a cold one, Australian Crocodiles, and drunks acting like crocodiles, probably...


HARES: GENTRIFUCKATION, SWAMP GUINEA, and back by popular demand, WIL U SUCK, in his recurring roll playing a chaps wearing, canoe paddling, Manhattan drinking, Crocodile Dundee!

FOOD AFTERWARDS: Along with the dog days of summer, come the HOT DOG DAYS of Summer... So grilled dogs, slaw, potato salad, watermelon and other random picnic items. We will be happy to burn anything brought by a Vegetarian to a crisp, because "service"! If anyone would like to volunteer to bimbo and hold a picnic spot at PACES MILL, that would be divine... email Gentri all your boudair photos to gentrihasher@gmail.com... oh, and also if you'd like to be our Bimbo! :) Did I say thanks in advance? :mrgreen:


What to bring: A life jacket and float. Waterproof key/smokes container. A boat, a float, water wings, inner tubes, a rubber ducky... sunscreen, floating fleshlight, non-beer drinks and some water proof snacks. Rubber float patch kit. More sunscreen. Water proof Birth control. Long sleeved shirt? Anti-lightening voodoo doll. Patience (your've met us, right?), a sense of humor and your Mom.

We will have some blowers ready inflate your raft, but patience will be required... and dinner. Don't forget that!

A Personal Flotation Device/LIFE JACKET! NO PFD, NO FLOAT! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Rangers can kick you off river, so up to you... but don't expect mouth to mouth after you sink slowly to the bottom of the river, and I know where that mouth has been! Just sayin'! :lol:
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Re: SHOOT THE HOOCH AUG 17 -11:30 GATHER OUT AT NOON

Postby Swamp Guinea » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:44 am

Bumpitty bump!
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Re: SHOOT THE HOOCH AUG 17 -11:30 GATHER OUT AT NOON

Postby Gentrifuckation » Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:47 pm

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Re: SHOOT THE HOOCH AUG 17 -11:30 GATHER OUT AT NOON

Postby Gentrifuckation » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:52 am

tomorrow, Tomorrow, TOMORROW! EARLY start 12 NOON

Floating, BEER, beer like-water, water like beer?
Shiggy level: drowning
Food: brats, Hot dogs, hot dog days of summer!
What to bring: Man-kinis, bikinis: all hash approved!
Bring your float, your swimtrunks and a PFD!
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