ST PATRICK'S SESTET
He might have been a saint,
but not one for the poets,
with a name like Patrick.
What rhymes with that, except
when you score three goals,
and that's a hat trick.
That's right feckers, it's that time of the year again, to skip past all the bloody poetry and find out where trail is starting. And more importantly, ending.
Where:
O'Sullivans House of Ill Repute
111 Sycamore St, Decatur, GA 30030
When:
Feck in at 7PM; Feck off at 7:30PM
Hare:
Too Limp Clove Her
Special instructions:
Jesus Mary and Joseph ye're a needy bunch. It's instruction's ye're wanting? Well, bring your donkey, you're never driving home in the state you'll be in.
Trail is A to A. Bring a flashlight, because it makes it look like you might be doing something useful and can afford a flashlight.
...
Upon a headland by a whinny hedge
A hare sits looking down a leaf-lapped furrow
There's an old plough upside-down on a weedy ridge
And someone is shouldering home a saddle-harrow.
Out of that childhood country what fools climb
To fight with tyrants Love and Life and Time?