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 Post subject: P.O.S.H.! New and unproved!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:32 pm 
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Cometh the hour, cometh the hash.

PANTIES OFF SOUTHERN HASH

Hashes the 3rd Tuesday of every month.
$5 gets you all the posh beer you can drink, prelube, 2 beer stops, down downs, and a trail laid by the Star Lords of Hashing.

If you want your street urchin beer, you have to bring your own. This hash is all about the crafty stuff. Like Blue Moon. Actually its all going to be Blue Moon. Lots of Blue Moon. Ending will always be at a restaurant shortly after circle.

This hash REQUIRES a tie or bow tie to be worn at all times. Jackets welcome. Panties optional.

Start: Little Five Points, more details to come

Hares: Too Limp Clover and Knight Stalker

Meet at 7:00 PM. On out at 7:27 PM.

(Tie or bow ties MANDATORY)
(Panties Optional)
(Absolutely no Blue Moon. Posh means craft.)


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 Post subject: Re: P.O.S.H.! New and unproved!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:22 pm 
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There will be no Blue Moon. If you want Blue Moon, bring your own.


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 Post subject: Re: P.O.S.H.! New and unproved!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:06 pm 
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INTRODUCTION
And so it came to be that the night of the first Panties Off Southern Hash was close upon us, and the trumpets sounded, and the virgins trembled, and the elder hashmen murmured in their beds, and their gentle hashmaidens cooed and soothed them, and all was well, though the world was different. And in their dreams and nightmares, they heard a cry:

O that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those men in Hashland
That do no work to-day!
If we are mark’d to die, we are enough
To do our kennel loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
He which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his pisspot shall be made.
This day is call’d the Panties Off Southern Hash.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam’d,
And rouse him at the name of POSH.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say “To-morrow is another POSH.”
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say “These wounds I had on POSH’s day.”
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Clover of Too Limp, Sir Knight Stalker the brave,
And many whose names yet clamour for fame:
Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And this Southern Hash shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered -
We few, we happy few, we band of Hashers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And hasher folk in slumber now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap while any speaks
That hashed with us, and cared not for panties,
But for glory, and stout, and ale,
Upon this day, known ever more, mark ye, as POSH's day.


EPILOGUE, and PROLOGUE
If you made it this far, you probably want to know where the start is.

Park in the little parking lot *across the street from* 34 Rogers St NE, Atlanta, GA 30317.

If that's full, we can overflow into the elementary school parking just behind.

Meet at 7:00PM, hares out at 7:27PM, pack out at 7:33PM. All times are ludicrously approximate.


TRAIL
It's fairly indescribable, apart from its length, which will be about 2.5ish miles, maybe with an option of an extra mile for eagle beavers. There will be prelube, there will be two beer stops, there will be down-downs. Closely followed by an on-after for those who need protein or yet more carb loading.

Cost is $5, until such time as x > y, where x is math and y is hashers.


CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
This is the Panties Off Southern Hash. The "off" has also been proposed as "optional", because let's face it I don't want bruised thighs. However, ties, bow ties, jackets, bustiers or some other such paraphernalia are required if you are panties-retentive. This is the POSH hash. Well, OK, real motivation is that the beer will be posh: craft beer to please the tongue and delight the throat. This does not include Blue Moon, well except maybe for some of their better stuff. The tongue will have final say.

By the way, can anyone stick this on the calendar?


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 Post subject: Re: P.O.S.H.! New and unproved!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:02 pm 
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Jesus H Christmas on a stick.

Nice ramble....uhm.... epic poem.... Yeats might even have read it... quickly. For the rest of us half minds... an easily understood "Happening on the 18th Day of the current Lords calendar" would make it easy for the lazy minded with no quick access to a 3 week calendar, and it is probably not in the FSM or Buddhist's calendar, as the number would be WayTFucking small...... more half-minded=better... just sayin'. Uh, next week then?

It sounds fun. If I can find my panty-less pants, I am in.

Will there at least be a Blue Moon knock off... you know, like Paulaner or Weihenstephaner? I've heard those are good. :drunk:


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 Post subject: Re: P.O.S.H.! New and unproved!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:13 pm 
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Jesus Mary and Joseph, what part of "And so it came to be that the night of the first Panties Off Southern Hash was close upon us," does not make it apparent that it's next Tuesday, the 18th? And I've been wearing myself out announcing it at every hash known to woman (they're the kind I like) that it's going to be the third Tuesday of every week. What couldn't be clearer?

And what's this about an epic poem? You mean the new down-down song?

On the other hand, because I'm busy with the first one: Yes, we'll throw in some German knock-offs. It doesn't need to be dark to be posh. At least, I sure hope not.

On-On!


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 Post subject: Re: P.O.S.H.! New and unproved!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 10:37 am 
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Too Limp Clover wrote:
I've been wearing myself out announcing it at every hash known to woman (they're the kind I like) that it's going to be the third Tuesday of every week. What couldn't be clearer?


There's only one Tuesday in every week.


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 Post subject: Re: P.O.S.H.! New and unproved!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:19 am 
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Why does everyone keep telling me that? I must get told that, like, seriously, 21 days a week.


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 Post subject: Re: P.O.S.H.! New and unproved!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 4:40 pm 
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And I thought some of my Trashes were long. Wow! Thankfully I didn't read the whole poem, rant, oration, speech, soliloquy, etc, the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, etc, etc, time I've been on that page. But, to be fair to whom I perceive to be fellow Hash Scribes, I finally did, and Gentri's too, and all I can say for the former is "WOW!, that was good", and to the latter "WOW!, that was good". The former for its length and detail, the latter for keeping it short. Any chance either of you want to write POSH's Hash Trash? That way I can just show up, Bimbo, drink most of the beer, and well, drink most of the beer. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: P.O.S.H.! New and unproved!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:35 pm 
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Hah, I hadn't thought of a Hash Trash. Maybe we should wait and see if anything mentionable transpires, or expires, or whatever. If Gentri writes it, we will have improved the Internet. If I write it, we'll just run out of disk space.

Oh, and, I can't take much credit for that epic poem, by the way. It's mostly verbatim from the battle speech in Shakespeare's Henry V - I just thought it funny how well it describes hashing too. We few, we happy few ...

Nearly time to cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war ...


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