, this is it. The triumphant return of the ultimate crucible of hashing excellence, CUNT. For anything on two feet, this is the white heat of the anvil of the spearhead of evolution. If you want to improve the hash, you go CUNT. SoCo is the first of the losers. You have to CUNT to CUNT. et cetera
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Meet at Young Augustine's in Grant Park at 7 PM, off at 7:30. Hare will be yours truly, cost is $1 for 1 mile with a beer stop in the middle. How can you possibly go wrong? As for the bar: "The staff here is awful. Unfriendly. Rude. Washed up hipsters. ..."
What to bring: Seriously? It's a mile trail.Map to the start
. There's a small lot diagonally across Memorial from the bar, that's where we'll meet. You can park there, or there's plenty of safe(ish) street parking around.
 If anyone can tell me what that's a reference to, you hash for free tonight. 
 If you Google that and act like you knew it to save $1, you are a sad, sad person.