The time of the Moonlight Hash is close upon us. In a departure from the advertised hare, which was to be the divine Breast Stroke, we instead present the deplorable Too Limp Clover, the magisterial Tits Don't Fit, and maybe also the hirsute Knight Stalker. A doff of the hat to the Breast Stroker for agreeing to swap weeks with us.
The start is at your local Walmart. Well OK, my local Walmart: 3580 Memorial Dr, Decatur, GA 30032. See you in the parking lot somewhere. Extra kudos if you come dressed as a Walmart shopper. I wanna see some whale tails and muffin tops people!
Meet at 7:00pm, take off at 7:25pm. Obviously this is after sundown, so bring a flashlight, and sacrificial virgins. Looks like the weather will be dry and nice for an evening of random jogging.
Cost: $1, you know how hash math works. Bring extra play money for the end, which of course is at an Irish bar. Which ain't dog-friendly, sorry.
P.S. who can update that moonlite.atlantahash.com page?