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#1923 on December 9, 2017
AH4 Christmas Crawl Limp Fit Style!!!

Hash Info

Time: Meet at 1:30pm, take off at 2:00pm

Start: Given the snowtastic weather, I am dicktating an indoor start so we can get gather as we do - slooowly - at The Local, on Ponce De Leon. Still "meet at 1:30PM" but at least the punctual won't freeze their toes and curdle their moods while waiting for the majority.

Hares: Tits Don't Fit & Too Limp Clover

Cost: $20 for beer, orange food, warm drinks, non-orange food

Special Info From Hares: Is it that time of the year again? How many roads must a man walk down? But where are the rhetorical questions of yesteryear? Given the indoor start, you can figure out to park wherever yo mama tells you. The temptation is the big Whole Foods / Home Depot further along Ponce, but watch out, a wise man - well, TV Hair - tells me they watch for people who park and don't shop. But we're street wise and have skills, like parallel parking, right? So yes, it's that most wonderful time of the year, where instead of running around Atlanta in pursuit of beer, we all CRAWL around Atlanta, bedecked in festive garb, and red underwear, in pursuit of beer. There shall be walking (a fast vertical form of crawling) and there shall be stopping. It is greatly to be encouraged that there shall be carousing and singing. To sustain us between bar stops, we shall have our trusty radio flyer, carrying a warm concoction, which has the magical property of getting lighter as we go along. Your hares this year will be me: Too Limp Clover. Unless Tits Don't Fit thumbs a lift on a flying sleigh, she'll be outta town. Boo. Come thirsty and festivey, and we'll wander off together into the sunset, if we last that long.

What to bring: I'm told the key is to "layer", though for years I thought everyone was saying "lay her." Either one is good for staying warm :-) Hash cash is bumped up to cover the unusual grown-up style of indoor circles we'll be doing - I think muggles call them "Bars." Wear your best Kwanzaa gown or menorah hat or Christmas baubles or pagan sacrifice. Bring extra cash too because bail ain't cheap these days, and the hare doesn't know what he's doing. Special prizes for worst and best costume, especially if they're on the same person.

Directions to the Start: The Local, on Ponce. Meet inside. Ain't nobody got time for hopping up and down like a popsicle. 758 Ponce De Leon Ave NE, Atlanta, GA 30306

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