Past Muckity Muck
#1876 on February 4, 2017
Tits Don't Fit -- Live & In Person Trail;)!!!
Time: Meet at 1:30pm, take off at 2:00pm
Start: Mozley Park,
1515 Martin Luther King Jr Dr NW,
Atlanta, GA 30314
Hares: Tits Don't Fit & Dribbles Before He Shoots
Cost: $8 for beer and orange food. Virgins are FREE!
Special Info From Hares: YES, you ARE correct. Tits Don't Fit live and in an person at her OWN trail! Two Limp Clover will NOT, I repeat NOT, be showing up to steal my f*ing trail. In fact, I am so protective that I beat his Achilles with a wooden spoon to the point that he can barely hobble.
So, with that image in mind come wearing your purple, your green, and your gold for this MARDI GRAS trail. We want your feathers, your matching sequin tops and pants, your beads, and your jester hats because I am missing New Orleans Mardi Gras season to be here haring for you lovely people. And if you flash me your titties real good there might be a special surprise for you at the end.
Oh... and Dribbles will be there too. Being cool.
What to bring: Bring the usual hash stuff. This includes dry shoes, dry clothes, camp chair, hash bag etc...No special instructions.
Directions to the Start: Plug Mozley Park into your GPS and it will take you to the light where you turn in to go to an elementary school, but there is no parking. We will be slightly further down MLK Jr. past the circular driveway for the recreation center and at the next "Mozley Park" sign which is for a small individual parking lot. Don't panic - it's easier done than this description makes it sound. Also 1515 MLK JR Dr. took my uber there so you can do it!